So I just checked out a link Thinh sent over, Golfnow.com, and I fell in love…..with the link not Thinh you sickos.
This site lists out a majority of the courses along with available Tee Times and discounts. Watch out bitches - Imma be tearing up links across the nation….
Sincerely,
Tiger B (hahah thanks Tor for my new Golfing Nickname)
I’ve been talking to a few buddies about getting into golf lately, and I finally bit the bullet. Yesterday I put in a bid for some Taylor Made OS2 clubs, mainly because they’re $399 retail and the bids were around 230. After some ebay watching for most of today, I ended up winning the clubs for $290 - sweet.
Myra and I will be hitting up San Jose in September for a wedding and it’ll be held at the Ranch Golf Club, the course is hella nice and I want my newly purchased clubs to experience it. I’ve also got a few peeps lined up to help me get my game on before the wedding so I don’t embarass my ass on the course.
Hahahaha when I saw this on Geekologie I nearly fell on the ground. I remember hitting up Showbiz Pizza back when we were living in the Suburbs of Chicago when I was 18 I mean 15.. Looks like the original programmers made the band play Usher - Love in this Club and a few others..
If you never had a Showbiz Pizza think, Chuck E. Cheese but more ghetto…
UPDATE: Looks like if you want a piece of Showbiz Pizza history it was on sale on eBay.
11:00AM:
We hit up the Outlet mall to find something for Marc to wear, and meet up with Oliver for our Tee Time at the golf course. Smart ass Oliver told us Tee Time was 11:30AM, when it was actually 12:32PM - Marc booked over to the Outlet mall for nothing.
12:32PM - 4:00PM This was my second time golfing on 18 holes, pretty tite. Met up with Oliver’s baller friend, Tony, who lent me his clubs for the day. Drank hella beer, almost tipped over hella times in the golf cart, found out what “beer bitch” meant, lost hella balls. I definitely want to hit up the links again cuz I sucked. I literally swung 900 times. We ran out of time and only did 16 holes.
REST OF THE DAY We booked over to Oliver’s crib and got ready in 1/2 hr - headed on over to Kylie’s parent’s place to scoop her up. She looked like she lost alot of weight, and found out later she runs something like 7 miles a day.
We hit up a liquor store to grab something to keep us entertained at the party, then rolled on over to the party. Party was tite, Auntie Alma looked surprise (eventhough Marc let it slip that Donna was flying in). Food was good, but DJ could have been better. No transitions, nothing was flowing together, and I wanted the younger peeps to start dancing. I asked to get one song played, ONE song and they couldn’t even get that on. I’m pretty sure I showed my disappointment on the dance floor, but I still acted a fool. The most ironic thing of the night was that both Kylie and Oliver took a shot of the 5 hr energy drink but were the most sedentary.
Had a few compliments on me losing a few lbs, always a good thing. Hopefully I can keep it going again when I’m back.
7:00 AM:
Myra dropped me off at Seatac and I’m on my way. Already did the web-checkin so all I need to do it hit up the “Check Baggage” section. It was a fucking mess - no distinct line for anything so I’m lost for about 5 min looking around for anything that resembled a line. I say fcuk it and dart towards the middle.
Guess who I see - Tor and DP’s cousin. Wth? I vaguely remember they said they’re going to LA for a Bachelor party. So we go through and check our luggage and hit up some quick breakfast.
8: 00 AM:
After eating a Mahi Mahi taco I book to my gate (N21) and I get there at 8:03AM, there was no one there. Apparently everyone got on the plane hella quick cuz boarding time was at 8 AM. Anyways as I get on I’m keeping under the radar because technically I had three carry-ons (1 luggage, my electronics bag, and my garment bag). I get to my seat and I see that I’m sitting next to an older couple. I’m thinking - cool it’ll be an easy flight. I was wrong…
8:30 PDT - 2:30 CST:
I find out that the little old couple next to me were Super Methodists. The lady that was sitting next to me, Gretchen, started hitting me up with some small talk - (Where do you live, work, do you have a girlfriend). When this lady found out Myra lives with me she tripped. Started off with how God will not bless me until we separate until marriage. Situations are different for different folks and this is how it worked out for us, I wasn’t angry, or tried to argue my point with this lady…I wanted to sleep. So after about 20 min of her sermon, I was able to get my earphones on to non-verbally tell her I’d like to sleep.
We arrive at O’Hare and surprise surprise - Gretchen wrote me a letter. Yes, she wrote me a letter telling me I should separate now until marriage or God will not bless me. So this was the story of the weekend - and I’m actually glad she wrote a letter because no one would believe me if I just told them what had happened.
REST OF THE DAY
Marc hooked me up with some Sushi cuz I was starving - we meet up with Cholo’s parents and take em to Dieho (Small China Market) and Hooters. Marc and I grabbed a few of the tea balls that bloom like flowers when you put them in hot water.
We chill over at Cholo’s crib for a few hours until Donna’s flight came in, Marc discovered what Craigslist is, I pass out from exhaustion, we hit up Shorewood to drop my ish off, head over to O’Hare to grab boodie, roll up to Walmart near Shorewood, then pass out for the night.
Who the f*ck is Lauren Bernat? Apparently she’s the Wii Fit Hula Hoop Girl getting 2+ million views on Youtube. F-that I went over to a buddy’s house the other week to do the same exact thing (the wii fit hula hoop game not video tape a chick’s ass you prevert) and my ass looks 100 times better than hers does.
As soon as I get the video from my buddy YOU decide, but for now…here’s that chick doin’ the Hula. Oh and like td says on wwtdd.com - ignore the first/last 5 seconds of the dork taking the video.
So I’m driving down Sahalee the other day and see one of the construction signs that you can put messages on, which looked like…
Example of what I saw the other day
Geesh. Doesn’t anyone pay attention to detail anymore. This road gets thousands of drivers a day, and this sign, along with the incorrect use of the word “DO” was up the entire day. I was driving home and saw another sign on SR-202 with the same error. It might be because I was getting home from a long day, but I was actually pissed. Pissed that someone couldn’t even take two seconds to double check their signs to see if they’re right. I’ll admit I’m not perfect, but c’mon - your sign that thousands of people look at was wrong with a mistake that I’d expect from a 3rd or 4th grader.
I don’t write reviews for a living, nor am I being compensated by FURminator Inc. but I felt that anyone that had a cat or dog that sheds would definitely benefit from my experience with this life saving piece of equipment.
I found out about this product about a year ago, and I read all the reviews about how great this thing is despite it’s high price tag ( $50+) for a dog brush. So I ended up siding with the folks that thought this brush is too good to be true. There’s no way a brush could pull out all that hair (click on the link to see an example of how much hair was removed from the Golden Retriever)
So time went on and my dog, Reesey, would brush her ass up on my couch and I’d see a nice trail of hair. I’d break out the lint remover - rip off the old paper - and run it against my couch. Done. We’d have to do this EVERY time Reesey would roll up near the couch. Not only that we’d see clumps of hair on our hardwood floor as well as in the corners of the carpet. It’s getting closer to summer so Reesey’s hair is clumping off now, I’d see her walk by and a clumps the size of quarters are sticking out of her coat, just waiting to be rubbed of on a piece of furniture or our clothes.
I got fed up last week. I hit up Petco and bought the medium Furminator as it comes in three different sizes. Got home and went to town on her. I sh*t you not. This thing is freakin’ amazing. I ran it against her top coat and I had a handful of hair on the end of the brush. I ran it again on the same spot and an equally sized handful of hair was chillin’ on the end of the brush. Then it started to get addicting. I was there for 1/2 an hour pulling as much as I could from her. I ended up filling a medium sized bag full of her hair.
After a few days of running the brush through her coat she looks a lot skinnier, and when I run the brush along her coat less and less hair is being removed. And our floors/furniture have much less hair on them
If you have a problem with dog/cat hair during shedding season, seriously think about getting this product.
So the first week (not counting Sunday) was pretty hard. Trying to mentally instill in my mind that I need to eat every 2.5 hrs was difficult, because whenever I hit the 2.5 hr mark I was never around food. It was weird, sometimes when I ate, I could have gone 4+ hrs without eating, other times I’m starving 1/2 hr after I eat. Still need to work on the proper portions of the food I end up eating.
I weighed myself today and I lost about 1.5 lbs. Whoo hoo. Hopefully the weight starts to melt off. I hit the gym 3 times last week, I’m shooting for at least 4 this week.
I won’t list out my entire intake for the days last week but I will point out my main meals. I’m also jotting down everything I eat in my moleskine book. It comes in very handy when your starving and need to know if it’s okay to eat NOW.
Day 1 - Monday (Memorial Day)
Because this day was a holiday, my body decided to sleep in. Started off the day with Protein Shake and went to ProClub to workout.
I picked up some baby cucumbers (I always see Kishor eating them and I always thought they looked tasty), and they tasted nothing like I thought they would. BUT with a few dabs of honey mustard (fat-free of course) I was able to keep it down.
Had some turkey patties for dinner and had a midnight snake of Hurricane Popcorn. Bad, bad for the diet - need stop doing that.
Day 2 - Tuesday The day was pretty spaced out week. My main meals for the day were two frozen terikayi glazed chicken breasts with edamame, and my dinner was Panko Chicken Breast with peas and carrots prepared by our own Myra dela Cruz.
Day 3 - Wednesday
The main meals today consisted of the teriyaki chickens and peas along with a foot long subway sandwich (Sweet Onion) but only at 1/2 at a time. I ran out of protein shake so I ended up eating a bar.
Day 4 - Thursday
Had a few different meals today, Breaded tilapia and yams in the morning - an Ahi Salad with (DP/XC/JL) at Gordon Biersch, and Myra’s Peanut Thai Noodles with green beans.
Day 5 - Friday (Cheat Day)
I began this day thinking I would only have a cheat meal at the BBQ that was scheduled today. The beginning of the day started out with good protein (4 egg whites/ 1 yolk) and protein bars, towards the end when we arrived at the BBQ I believe I had my share of (BEEF,RIBS,POTATO SALAD…and yes 3 beers) I tried running off most of the ginormous meal by playing cricket with the crew but I needed to hit the gym. After getting back to the office (BBQ was in Monroe) it ended up being too late to hit the gym and we just went to Q and S house to play Wii Fit. The apps there were good, but definitely not appropriate for the diet. So I ended up playing the Wii Fit to help burn off some calories, and I was skeptical at first thinking this thing can’t really make you sweat. I was wrong. If you have the Wii get the Fit cuz it’s freakin’ tite. (Especially the hoola hoop workout)
Day 6 - Saturday
Back to normal eating, I started off the day with a protein shake. Had to hit up Tukwila for a client so had chicken teriyaki and a small portion of rice. After working for 15 min, we went over to Myra’s parents house to drop off some stuff. I ended up taking in a meal over there as well, a little earlier than 2.5 hrs but I was starving. Had some good food there, and made sure I didn’t eat too many carbs. When we got home, all I ate were strawberries for my night time snack.